Sunday, 5 June 2022

Day -1 Deep breath…and relax…Part 1

Following on from the last post the never ending, relentless conveyor belt of stress continued to deliver. So off we trekked to Boots the Chemist for the antigen test at 14:45 hoping to be on the 16:21 train. A nice young lady expertly swabbed our nostrils and by the time we were home…two negative tests! TFFT!

Permission had been granted by the bill payer Tuesday for me and Alex to share the cost of buying a DJI mini Pro 3 drone for our trip, an amazing bit of kit capable of taking 4K 60fps video and 48mp RAW photos. With her indoors on board I jumped onto Amazon, it was “in stock” and I clicked the buy button for delivery Wednesday…and there was no sign of it by Thursday. I finally got to talk to a human after several decades of being passed round the houses. Between adding it to basket and checking out it had apparently gone out of stock with no indication of when it would be available. Drat. So we ordered the cheaper Mini 2, and of course Friday morning I got notification that BOTH were being delivered. Our road was blocked off for the ubiquitous Platinum Jubilee street party but the plucky delivery driver made it through. The Mini 2 will be returned when we get back.

Meanwhile I was frenetically uploading Covid certificates, vaccination status, Attestation forms, checking in for the flight and the like. No need to rush, the 16:21 to Manchester Airport was cancelled due to lack of train crew. The more cynical of you might think there were sickies being pulled left, right and centre. You might be right.

Time for a beer and an expresso Martini (thanks Syke) and onto the 18:21 which was thankfully on time. Chatted to a guy on the train from Minnesota and shared a cab to the hotel with a lad from Darlington who was on his way to Australia. He shared it to the wrong hotel lol. Got to the hotel bar at 21:57 to find the kitchen had just closed. Manuel was despatched to the kitchen to plead our case “why you hit me Mr Fawty?”, but to no avail, and no Waldorf Salad appeared. Crisps for dinner then…

With the apocalyptic scenes at UK airports this week (hint: hire and train staff) we ordered a cab and arrived three hours early. Needn’t have bothered, Manchester Airport was quiet though apparently had drifted through time to 2001 with bugger all phone signal and no functioning Wi-Fi.

The plane took off on time for the 8 hour flight to Atlanta, a short delay ensued requiring a crack team of stewardesses armed with a giant shoe horn and Biblical quantities of Vaseline to get me into the cattle class seat. An uneventful flight got in early, the hours spent steeling myself against the torture of Atlanta immigration, bag collection and finding the connection were frankly wasted. No queues, straight though, connection already on the departure board, a short train shuttle ride, a three and a half hour wait, boarding last out of 27 categories of passengers (join the military boys and girls, trumps all of the diamond encrusted, platinum, regular flyers club brigade) and we were on the plane. Arrived early at Will Rogers Oklahoma Airport after two hour flight with bags collected in double quick time. Bravo! The complimentary shuttle bus needed reminding it was collecting us for the short ride to Wyndham Gardens. After a 45 minute wait we arrived...33 hours after we left the house. Mucho confusion about the hotel booking and issues with “card declined” were eventually resolved and we found ourselves in a President’s Suite. Trust me it’s not. With the apparently slow selling Shiner Bock no longer available it was three bottles of Bud and to bed. No energy for Cowboys…I was up for it really. Honestly. With both drinks vending machines out of order and no water left in the “shop” I spent half an hour persuading a drinks “fountain” to fill a couple of bottles. Alex thinks he is having some weird fever dream as he adjusts to Oklahoma. It’s not Boro, that’s for sure.

Up at 7:00 (13:00 BST) for “breakfast”. Oh dear. Paper plates and plastic cutlery I can cope with but the four item buffet consisted of scrambled egg, sausage, biscuits and gravy. The latter are not what you think UK reader(s), please Google for more. No fruit I fancied either. It was forced down, Alex declaring the biscuit was a mouthful too far. One of the many reasons the Mrs will never be invited onto one of these trips. She would starve.

 A rumble of thunder! A quick check on the Radarscope app and there was a severe warned storm to our north making steady progress south east, the only one in the US. We leapt outside for some car park chasing, some lightning, more thunder and sudden darkness with previously southerly winds being usurped by outflow from the storm, a 180 degree change. We retreated under the hotel portico with Alex being attacked by a bird sized hornet to hide from the precip (yep, rain) and retired to our suite to sort stuff out ready for Bricktown this afternoon and for me to bash out a quick thousand words of no doubt error filled, misspelt gibberish for this blog.

The Storm Prediction Centre has been wrestling with this week’s forecast for a while, a north westerly flow and pooled moisture in the Plains promising but when and where? This morning’s forecast has progressed somewhat with a tornado risk for Oklahoma City this evening which might make our jaunt to Bricktown interesting. And a bonus! With a severe forecast for NW Oklahoma forecast for tomorrow, and with me, Alex, Peter and Valarie already here and Cindy and Steve arriving tomorrow Peter’s rest day has been binned and we are going chasing a day early. Sweeeet!!!

The balance of the forecast looks decent despite much hand wringing on the Stormtrack “state of the season” thread with Thursday single out for severe weather in the central Plains. You pays your money and you takes your chance. 

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